World's Most Elusive Man

Mysterious man named Martin Cabello the 3rd, makes questionable videos that usually start with strange statements. In one of them, he snorted some flour from a hunting knife and then said “cocaina” before revealing that the substance was indeed, not cocaine. Then he proceeded by explaining that his “brother” “blew himself up” with a Jerry can, in which he references in other videos. He has been becoming quite popular on social media sites like twitter, Instagram, and possibly Facebook (if people even still use this boomer shit). In conclusion, no one knows if this man’s statements are factual. Whenever he opens his mouth, it just seems like he is about to tell you a joke.

Anyways, his Instagram tag is presumed to be @ti_me_to_mass_so_i_exist